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mike schmidt 

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.
Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

mike schmidt by G-Fo June 29, 2006

mike strutter 

Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.
Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"

"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"

"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
mike strutter by LeroyDupree October 5, 2007

mike amigo 

Mythical and powerful creature that comes out at night to drink vodka and eat burritos.
Did you see that guy last night? He was being a Mike Amigo.
mike amigo by cateatr February 3, 2010

Mike's High Five 

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.
Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!
Mike's High Five by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

mike tyson's punchout 

BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
The name given to a man with a sexy bad boy smirk that can tie you up in knots. Mikes are hard working to a fault, often leaving no time for themselves or those that want to share their life. Mike is very talented and creative in all aspects of their life. As a friend, they will always be there for you and their friendship is strong, lasting through the tests of time. As a family member, they are protective and giving. As a lover, Mikes will rock the world of the one that captures their heart. Those named Mike will keep their heart close and rarely shares their feelings. When they do share bits, it is with a privileged few. People love to be around Mikes because of their wonderful sense of humor but few will be allowed to see the deeper person below that sexy exterior. If a Mike allows you in, consider it a privilege. As much as Mikes can make a person feel special, they can sometimes make a person feel small quickly. They do no do this with malice but can become so focused they forget their actions speak louder than words. Most of the time they do not realize they have caused hurt as it was never their intention. Open communications may be a challenge with those called Mike but do not give up as they will come around if you persist.
A Mike as a friend is not as good as having a Mike as a lover but definitely better than a life with no Mike.
Mike by Meow-Always here for you November 10, 2013