Mike 

1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name

1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday

Mike by fruitloopsfromouterspace January 16, 2014

Mike 

Mastadon,mastadons usually have dark greasy hair and sometimes leave mastadon dropping around the house

Mike the mastadon shit in the house

Mike by Cwthethird August 12, 2018

Mike 

Has the smallest dick out of all of his friends, but has a big heart. He is always sticking up for his friends, but his dick causes him to lose girls.

“Damn bro Mike lost another girlfriend because his dick didn’t fit”

Mike by HotGirlHorseRanch123 May 2, 2020

Mike 

The Letter M in military Phonetics usually coding for "Minutes" in communication.

What's your ETA?

5 Mikes

Mike by EmmaLi November 8, 2015

Mike 

Fuckin cheating dick heads

Ew look Bella look it's Mike.

Mike by Franky July 20, 2016

Mike 

A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller

Oh jee, he sure is a Mike today

Mike by coOLBOY8mIneR January 15, 2019

Mike 

Mostly a guy who is a gay
This have caused the term: He is a Mike

He is a Mike

Mike by Destielmon January 27, 2017