midget buzzing

mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising

guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise

by gajunas July 21, 2018

Midget Marine

Gaige Chaney. AKA (Hertz), (little big bro because I'm his lil brother and taller than him), and (fag). The dudes like 4'10"....maybe, if that. Freakin scrubb

Forest: "Bro I seen this guy, gaige yesterday bro, and bro, I gotta tell you. He's a fuckin midget marine bro"
Aron: *looks ashamed of relation bro* *then whidpers bro* that's my brother....Bro"
Forest: "Bro..."
Aron: "I know right, and he thinks man ho is an insult bro."
Gaige: *read this definition*....*FUCKING DIES*

by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track

I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Midget Gang

A gang of midgets that assert dominance against taller people.

Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"

by Midget Gang CEO May 26, 2020

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

by Monghider July 2, 2020