Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.
by Mouse A February 7, 2010
Get the Versailles Methodmug. A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.
by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008
Get the Cowboy Methodmug. The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.
aka Pulling out
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.
aka Pulling out
Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?
Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.
Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.
by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011
Get the Catholic Methodmug. a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies
haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!
by thehoopchick October 26, 2010
Get the the hoop methodmug. A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.
"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."
by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007
Get the mystery methodmug. When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.
Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!
by Kalvinater April 21, 2019
Get the Third Methodmug. The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
by CC_021 May 12, 2019
Get the The Philip methodmug.