A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
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A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.
Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?
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Get the Beaver Mattress mug.A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
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Get the Ditch Mattress mug.A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.
“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”
“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
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