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Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali November 30, 2004
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blood on the mattress

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
by blanche deveroe September 23, 2008
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shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?
by 18382 August 24, 2009
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Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad
I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!
by Blorb2! September 18, 2012
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Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!
by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017
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Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.
Stop being such a ditch mattress.
by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019
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Marine Mattress Pad

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.
“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020
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