Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 04, 2025

Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU

by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 09, 2024

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 06, 2024

Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 13, 2024