When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
Get the Maryland Mousetrapmug. by niftythirty September 11, 2024
Get the Marylandmug. by anonymous April 29, 2025
Get the maryland fathermug. Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
Get the Maryland goodbyemug. the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
by lack toes and toddler ants March 3, 2024
Get the Marylandmug. When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
Get the Maryland Crab friesmug. When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
by king JUULian September 3, 2018
Get the Maryland Mozzarellamug.