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mallorca

A person who spends all their time at the mall.
Usually in groups called pods.
"Hey look at all those MallOrcas hanging out near Forever 21"
by Parker79 November 16, 2016
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Mallorbation

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.
Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.
by TeahTeahBanana May 14, 2011
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Mallery

Mallery is the person that’s always giggling and always brings the fun. She is somewhat sensitive but accepting of jokes
Alex: Yeah, Mallery
Malerey: uhh rude
by Gunslinga252524 November 28, 2018
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jonny malloy

One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.
I'm JONNY, bitch! Enjoy yaself.

See also Rick James.
by BlackMajic April 12, 2004
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mallery

slut, especially mallery dettmer
man, i caught that hoe pullin a mallery on me!
by Clitoris January 22, 2003
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Malloyee

An individual who has gained many unattractive attributes because of working in the mall.

i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.

-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.

-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.

-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.

-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
Liz: Holy shit did you see that?
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.

Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
by sulliwully86 January 27, 2009
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Malloy

1. going against the current; speaking your mind regardless of popular opinion; calling people on their bs.

2. to "rip the shit out of something you don't like"

3. By hating everything that people think is neat!
I don't mean to Malloy it, but "Alice In Wonderland was a piece of shit".

"Avatar's visuals were great, but the story was written by a 3rd grader." "Why do you have to Malloy everything?!?!"
by HattoriGonzo April 15, 2010
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