Lysak 

1: Fat and lazy Polish man, or his lazy, unsightly offspring.
2: A Polish man who does not own a toothbrush or deodorant.
3: A stinky wife of a Polish man who eats all day and does her best to fuck over her employees.
4: A lying sack of shit, destined for an ass beating in the office at which they work.

I hear old man Lysak was collecting his salary illegally at the same time he was collecting disability insurance. He will get an ass beating as soon as his insurance company is tipped off.

Lysak by Ryan Murray April 16, 2003

lysander

kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys

"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "

lysander by chwong chao January 25, 2009

E-lyse 

a form of prostitution by which the whore dates the opposite party, gains their trust, and then moves on to another 'client' taking the previous client's waste of time and energy as payment.

"did you hear that steve's ex started banging some dude 2 days after they broke up?"

"yea, but its not like she really dated him, he was just on E-lyse"

E-lyse by CT12345 April 14, 2008

lysdexsic

ironic term to make fun of people who have dyslexsia. People who are dyslexsic have trouble spelling,hence the reason its "dyslexic" misspelled.This would be used on someone who REALLY can't spell.

That one guy in class is retarded.

Not really, he's just lysdexsic.

lysdexsic by beezelfeet December 18, 2008

lyseth 

A Wonderful and caring person who is always there for you no matter the situation also loving, gorgeous , smart, and funny she is a great person to be around with.

-Good thing I got me a Lyseth (:

lyseth by Daddy March 13, 2017

the lysiak 

this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness

i was so fucked up from that varnish that i did the lysiak

the lysiak by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003

Lyssy Noel 

Lyssy Noel is i famous youtuber and tiktoker, she streams on the live app twitch.shes most known from her arcade videos before quarantine but now she posts creepy videos.she is super unproblematic and nice!i am a fp for her...you literally see her name in my username..

P1:eww Lyssy Noel disrespected muslims

P2:honey get ur fax right and stop trying to cancel unproblematic people like Lyssynoel

Lyssy Noel by Cutie.lyssy January 5, 2021