blanket lump 

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

blanket lump by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

sleep lump 

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

sleep lump by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016

smelly lump nuggets 

Nice turds coming out of horse holes

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!

smelly lump nuggets by McDerpz March 6, 2017

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

common lump by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017

jumbo lump 

A huge ass boner!

Charles has a jumbo lump in his pants!

jumbo lump by Carrlie. June 4, 2017

hurrumph lump 

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.

Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!

hurrumph lump by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019

Cuddle Lump 

A person who enjoys cuddling, and who actively and frequently seeks them out

Rob is such a cuddle lump; last week, we barley left the house, because we stayed in and snuggled all day.

Cuddle Lump by Clavel August 15, 2020