jiffy lube 

the worst possible facility on earth

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.

jiffy lube by Laurie7s April 21, 2006

Brokeback Lube 

A can of Heinz baked beans used for the lubrication of a gay man's arsehole ready for sexual penetration.

"Pass me the Brokeback lube i'm ready for a rimming"

Brokeback Lube by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006

limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006

strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.

Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"

strawberry flavored lube by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014

j lube

lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting

hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

j lube by Churlos April 21, 2006

booty lube 

when your outside all day and swaet drips down your ass crack

I Work all day out side with the mexicans and I got booty lube in my ass crack.

booty lube by dickinyoma September 19, 2005

pam lube 

Something you spray onto your body and it makes you slippery and sexual with your partner.

Leilani sprayed pam lube onto jessica and they slipped around on eachother with having intercoarse.

pam lube by Jessica Gay. June 17, 2008