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Lordo lockon

Wow that guy must of been hit with a predator missile 6 times this game.

Yea what lordo lockon
by crazykev12 May 15, 2011
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gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
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Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.
by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015
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street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.
Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.
by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016
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Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
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Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
by hobo ben June 14, 2018
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the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
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