Lobstor

Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.

"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"

by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008

Good Looks

n. Short for good looking out; thank you

Dude- I'll get the door.
Dude2- Good looks my dude.

by masshole123 August 11, 2008

She's your Lobster

lobster's mate for life. If someone is your lobster they are your mate for life.

She's your lobster, he's your lobster, we are each other's lobster
lobster mates life partners partners

by sfdahliagirl November 15, 2013

lobster snatch

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

lobster sauce

Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.

Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"

by Eli 5 Stone October 21, 2006

lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009