loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

lofear

A down syndrome turkey, retarded prom night dumpster baby.

"Oh man, your as dumb as lofear!"

by Celt-05 May 16, 2008

loff

A cross between a cough and a laugh.

Often experienced when one has a cold, and either hears an excellent joke or views a delightful meme on Facebook. The laugh begins but morphs into a painful expression of humour.

Despite being sick, Ellie could not contain her laughter, and began to loff wildly.

by yoohookaboom October 31, 2017

Shloff-Loff

1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.

If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"

by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

Laffer

A laffer is used during instant messaging conversations. It is a medium through which you define your level of laffter. Your lol is not a laff its a messenger that describes your laff. There fore it is called a lffer.

LMFAO, LMAO, LOL, ROTFL, ect.

Do you think my laffer, LOL, is too boring?
God! YOu only put LOL? I thought my joke was LMFAO worthy.

by melcheroni =] September 30, 2008

peddy loafers

peddy loafers are those $4.99 walmart pear of slippers those old pedophiles wear with there balls hanging out when they go to check the mail as the kids walk home from school.

dude i saw the old peddy crook wearing his peddy loafers eye'n up those kids today.

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007