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Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!
by erik December 14, 2003
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lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy
"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"
by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009
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Lizardman

Character from classic, 1999, Sega Dreamcast 3D fighting game Soul Calibur, by Namco. One of over a dozen colorful characters, Lizardman was a large, armored, scalp-locked lizard who walked erect and carried a sword and shield. He communicated to his opponents on the "Stage of History" through grunts, snarls, roars and gestures.

In 2000, in a house just off-campus from Syracuse University where Soul Calibur tournaments were a daily staple, it occurred to one of the players that Lizardman's inarticulation might be a source of angst for the warrior reptile. It also occurred to this player that Lizardman's outsider status could give him a source of strength. Finally, it was collectively decided in the house that Lizardman's bittersweet dilemma was best expressed through early-1980s Glam and Heavy Metal.

In 2001, a two-minute song of questionable musical taste, based on the chord progression of Danzig anthem "Mother," was recorded in honor of Lizardman. Mercifully elusive, it can be found in MP3 format.
"Lizardman? No one understands him."

Lizardman/Lizardman/No one understands you/No one sees your moves when they're comin'/They don't know how to defend/Against your "unblockable move"
by Strrph January 15, 2005
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myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends
I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.
by Mibo September 19, 2006
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lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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Lizardoid

Having an appearance or character resembling that of a lizard. - First discovered by a scientist by the name of "Jess" while studying the behaviors of a certain conglomerate called a "Tabby"
her hand actions resembled that of a frilled lizard, behaving like a lizardoid
by rottingpearl December 7, 2011
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Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
by shockin burt June 12, 2018
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