babe lincoln

A picture or drawing of an attractive woman in your history book, usually from before the 1900's.

Bill: Dude turn to page 69 in your American history book!!
Jim: DAMN SON!!! Sakajoewea was such a Babe Lincoln!!

by Kid Ice May 1, 2008

Abraham Lincoln

When your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. You run in and shoot her in the head with your ejaculate screaming "Sic semper tyrannis!"

My girlfriend was watching Titanic last night, so I Abraham Lincolned her.

by iamnotsimonj April 9, 2010

west lincoln high school

west lincoln high school is a school full of cousin fuckers, tater diggin’, tractor ridin’ hillbillies. They rub their clit with potatoes and shove corncobs in their vagina. If you don’t have a tractor to ride to school in then you ride your cousin.

“wow did you know west lincoln high school is where you go to get fucked by your cousin?”

by IsThatAUsb? January 18, 2019

Lincoln Park Trixie

A Lincoln Park Trixie - Oh yeah and they also leave their car doors open on the traffic side while taking their sweet time doing whatever it is they're doing while their door is blocking traffic and of which their car is in your way.

The Lincoln Park Trixie decides that the light changes, meanwhile you signal to Trixie to please close her door so you could get by, and she thinks you are signaling her to ask "can I have that parking space" No idiot trixie! I want you to close your dumb door so that I can get by and get to where Im driving! Especially coz I have the green light and I really dont want to go around you because then I would be in the other lane of traffic. And then when I tell you CLOSE YOUR DOOR!!!! you get all mad with your sense of entitlement that I dared to ask you to please close your door.

by Mary T November 11, 2008

Lincoln

A small city in the county of lincolnshire, with a population of around 120,000

Guy 1: Hey, i'm going to a place in the middle of lincolnshire.
Guy 2: Lincoln?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Luxxx March 23, 2012

Lincolnshire, IL

A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.

Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."

by Wigism June 11, 2020

Lincoln-Way West

High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.

P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.

by fiestaflamingo March 7, 2021