Lampeter-Strasburg

A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.

Lampeter-Strasburg: a school where STD’s are in the air

by Anonymous 031519 March 16, 2019

Lime Juice

The result of squeezing a lime.

Have you noticed that quite a few beers these days have lime juice in them? What's up with that?

by Pburgh73 October 11, 2011

Limelight

Limelight is: A very intense light used in pre-electric theaters created by a controlled heating of the mineral lime until it glows.

Limelight isn't: A word that has anything to do with burying plague victims.

As an example: A "professor" who does not do his etymological research but know's that lime's extreme alkalinity can be used to disinfect and help the decomposition of bodies might make up a story about plague victims wandering among corpses being the center of a crowd's attention and conflate this supposition with the actual use of limelight in theaters to cast spotlights.

by Kdub9 August 30, 2013

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

Limericking

The social media site ritual of composing limericks dedicated to worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admins. Typically observed on the occasion of the send off party, after both "cake" and "beer" have been typed.

"Many thanks to {name of worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admin} for being such a proactive and positive admin. Your influence will be missed."

"Clearly this occasion needs limericking."

"Should I look up "limericking" in the Urban Dictionary in case there's a meaning I'm not aware of?"

by mythbustier January 14, 2010

limepod

An ipod with all limewire music on it.

Jim: hey joe how come the artist to this song is limewire

Joe: its a limepod do you really think I buy from itunes

by friendlyleprachaun May 4, 2010

limericize

To create a spontaneous situational limerick.

And so I limericize thus:
There once was a girl from the abyss,
she needed a word which didn't exist,
so she went on this site,
said "I must make this idea right,
this word I myself will enlist!"

by UuberSluuber August 25, 2011