Text-Juggler

Someone who can maintain three or more text coversations at once.

"Jim is such a text-juggler he will text like five girls at once."

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grandma phone

A gay flip phone with huge keys and no texting, like a Grandma would have.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I have your number?
"Joe pulls out his phone"
Jim: What the hell type of phone is that?! Can you even text? What a grandma phone.

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An ipod with all limewire music on it.

Jim: hey joe how come the artist to this song is limewire

Joe: its a limepod do you really think I buy from itunes

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