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Limp Fish

When somebody cant get an erection, and tries to shag a girl, so its like trying to shove a fish in a letterbox
Damn, i tried to fuck Dawn, but i had such a limp fish
by Marnell October 3, 2006
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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.
by AmericanBea March 2, 2011
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Limp Bizket

the poopiest band ever
limp bizkit sucks a very very large amount
by Jeremy Studer January 28, 2005
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Limp Bizkit

a fuckin awesome band, and fuck all you limp haters
by anonymous May 7, 2004
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Limp Bizkit

You know... Limp Bizkit get a lot of bullshit. They say they suck, and that we should be listening to aging pop stars, wannabe death metal/black metal bands, and/or drugged up kids playing three chords on their guitars. They say that real emotion comes from a bunch of post-teenage poster boys wearing black and talking about love they've never had. And they say you can only rock out to stadium rockers dating the latest famous whores on the market. A lot of people give into the bullshit of what "they" say - and I don't know about the rest of you - but I've almost been lynched for limpin' with the bizkit. My hoodie is the equivalent of a crosshair to these haters - even my friends - who indulge themselves into some form of image and look just because the media told them they're listening to good music. But I stand tall against these haters because I know LB is something special.

I love that Limp Bizkit is hated by the majority - because LB becomes music understood by us, the minority, the ones who give a fuck, the ones who see this music as unique, the ones who don't see this as disposable crap like your average emo or indie band.

And to every LB fan, kudos to you.
by Beeblicowcarapis™ July 28, 2008
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limp bizkit

a common mispronunciation of "limp wrizted"
"hi, i'm fred durtht and i wanna take a cookie and thtick it up my ath"
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limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
by mar dala December 21, 2008
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