Liberal Tourette Syndrome

When a "liberal" or progressive has no reasonable comeback so they resort to yelling out buzzwords like racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, Nazi, alt-right, misogynist, MRA, bigot, rape culture, fuck boy, transphobia, patriarchy, white privilige, male privilige, Hitler, etc. This way, they don't have to actually defend their stances and the ignorant public, along with the bias media believe the buzzwords to be true.

We tried to have a fair and balanced debate in class, but Maria had liberal tourette syndrome and kept calling everyone racist nazis.

by spootyhead January 26, 2017

Blood Libel

1. False rumors and accusations that Jews would murder Christian children and steal their blood to make Matzot for passover.

2. A term Sarah Palin misused to describe the criticism about her violent and self serving political rhetoric to defend her cause to take over the world. It also allowed Palin to paint herself as a victim so she could gain sympathy while secretly continuing on her agenda of attempting to get her opponents assassinated (Julian Assange, Gabrielle Giffords, Governor Frank Murkowski).

1. "Within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence that they purport to condemn," Palin said in the video.

2. I'm Sarah Palin, and I want to be you blood libel.

by Ballistic2010 January 13, 2011

liberal rant

An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.

Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.

Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.

(Two Hours Later)

Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.

Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.

by Tommie Salami November 1, 2010

Jesus was a liberal

A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.

Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.

Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".

"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"

"No, I guess not."

by Reasoner August 27, 2006

starbucks liberal

A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.

Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.

by Winston Fung July 20, 2006

liberaltarian

Someone who values their freedom, hates the government interfering in their lives, but also doesn't trust the private sector to always do the right thing. On economic issues, they're a capitalist with reservations. They realize, for example, that quite a few people do need money to pay for healthcare, but on the other side hate the idea of socialized medicine. On most other issues, they believe in the "live and let live" libertarian philosophy. All liberaltarians oppose the idea of America policing the world, and also support the idea of a government that doesn't interfere with the personal lives of its citizens.

Overall, liberaltarians are socially liberal, fiscally moderate noninterventionists. Somewhere between Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

Liberal: Conservatives and libertarians ignore the fact that there are still people who can't afford healthcare.

Conservative: Liberals just want to take money out of the economy to meddle in our lives and fund wasteful projects.

Libertarian: And neither of you two know how to balance a budget.

Liberaltarian: I guess that's why I'm not a conservative, libertarian, or liberal. You guys can continue pretending like theres only two or three ideologies and ignore the fact that there's people like me who think that all of those ideologies are flawed in some ways.

by CoconutPill July 17, 2011

Bleeding Heart Liberal

Bleeding Heart"A person who is considered excessively sympathetic toward those who claim to be underprivileged or exploited."

Liberal"Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism."

Liberalism" A political theory founded on the natural goodness of humans and the autonomy of the individual and favoring civil and political liberties, government by law with the consent of the governed, and protection from arbitrary authority."

So from this, we can gather that a "bleeding heart liberal" is an individual that aligns themselves with the Liberal party(aka left), and is particularly sympathetic to the underprivileged class. Oftentimes this phrase is misused to denote any far-left individual. Ironically, some far-leftist are anything but liberals at all, but most have some bleeding heart tenancies.

"That bleeding heart liberal jury let a rapist go with six years in an institution."

"The Governor got re-elected by pushing his bleeding heart liberal views, and got the sway vote from the lower-class."

by Vigilantism August 5, 2008