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Used to discribe something funny, In a sarcastic manar.
Magan: Then I said, "No way"
Charlotte: Lawzers, Magan, you're soo funny.
by Zomboid; May 24, 2007
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Lawyerey

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Adjective attributed to the behavior or speech of a lawyer.
Max told Jake " You can take your shoes off on the other side of the field. As long as I don't see you it didn't happen. " That was a very lawyerey thing to say.
by Wordgurll September 27, 2014
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Lawyer Red

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The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you
"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"
by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017
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To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019
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Lawyer

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Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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Lawyer

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Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021
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Lawyer

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A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*
by Cyptor January 31, 2022
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