Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.

"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"

by Dixon09 May 9, 2025

Horatio Longden

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.

"Horatio Longden is gay"

by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019

Proeant Langdong

When you eat a mango but it is sliced in to squares

Hey can you cut my mango Proeant Langdong

by Plangjoinghythglimne October 26, 2020

Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner

Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

Sophie langdon

Short, can be nice when she in a good mood but other than that mean

1. Did you hear about Sophie Langdon

2. No what happened

3. She’s dead
4. Oh well

by The ginger guy September 2, 2022

aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality

you are so aiden longden

by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022

white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.

Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!

by peachnuts February 1, 2025