Lambon

A Caribbean word for freeloader.

When someone invites you to a party and you only go there for the food and cake, than leaves.

Fulano #1: Manin, quiere una mordia de este chimi?

Fulano #2: Si, loco que se me olvidaron lo cuarto en el caro

Fulano #1: Diablo, tu si ere un lambon. Siempre con cuarto pero nunca quiere solta

by Baja tanga February 3, 2010

domestic labor

slang term for homework

"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude"

"Yeah, that's right. My dog ate my domestic labor...bitch!"

"Hey Gaylord, you coming over to smoke the hookah tonight?"
"Nah man, I have a crotchload of domestic labor tonight."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Lamb of God

A badass metal band from Richmond, Virginia. Randy Blythe, Mark Morton, Will Adler, John Campbell, and Chris Adler make up this incredible force. With their amazing technical riffs, their killer drums, and of course the brutal and piercing vocals of Randy Blythe, it's no wonder they're one of todays youths' favorite metal bands. With 4 studio albums (New American Gospel, As The Palaces Burn, Ashes of the Wake, and Sacrament)and 2 DVD's (Killadelphia and Walk With Me In Hell) they're material is amazing and they're music will live and play forever.

you don't need an example of Lamb of God. When you see 2 bunnies spontaneously combust, you know its Lamb of God

by Lord_Billiam August 13, 2008

lamb lance

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008

food labor

An action of relief after acquiring a food baby. This action can be done in the bathroom, port-o-potty, the wilderness, deborah's desk, etc...

I ate a 16oz steak from Smalley's Roundup Steakhouse, I've had a food baby for the past hour, now I shall enter the bathroom and go into food labor.

by Mike.E.Castro August 24, 2010

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

like a lamb to slaughter

to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen

hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter

by i m not jeff September 28, 2017