Lonely Lights

More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.
Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.
by traptintheburg May 09, 2011
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Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
by Ben burrito April 28, 2014
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Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.
DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage
by THABUTTSHARK March 01, 2018
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lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.
Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.
by Bingobill December 22, 2015
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Lone mando

That’s a real lone mando
by Pfunkpoet January 01, 2021
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The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting
I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.
by metalmetalrob February 20, 2010
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Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.
My life is that of a Lonely Jones.
by Carey from May 05, 2008
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