Lonely Moment

Any moment where a seen-by-all verbal or physical gaff leaves you feeling all alone in a crowd

Example 1: When you think you said something super funny but no one else is laughing.

Example 2: taking a tumble in front of a crowd of people but not being injured enough to fake unconsciousness so you're forced to get up, brush off and mumble "darn those stairs someone really ought to fix them" - and think to yourself "crap, that was a lonely moment."

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Lonely Lights

More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.

Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.

by traptintheburg June 2, 2011

The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

by watercrafter December 7, 2011

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008

Lonely-Sexual

Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.

Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.

Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.

Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality

by Bubble Star December 19, 2015

lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.

Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.

by Bingobill April 1, 2016