Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation
"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"
by natewill January 08, 2012
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The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012
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Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.
DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage
by THABUTTSHARK March 01, 2018
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lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.
Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.
by Bingobill December 22, 2015
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Lone mando

That’s a real lone mando
by Pfunkpoet January 01, 2021
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The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting
I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.
by metalmetalrob February 20, 2010
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Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.
My life is that of a Lonely Jones.
by Carey from May 05, 2008
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