llama whore

1 - A llama whore is a phrase born of the recent llama badge craze on deviantart. Normally badges cost points, which must be paid for or given to you by someone else who has paid - however because llama badges are awesome, they are free.

A llama whore is a deviant who simply cannot stop sending llamas, and in return cannot stop receiving them. The more llamas you get, the cooler the llama on your page looks!

Llama whores often frequent places such as 'give a llama, get a llama' groups, and like to favourite artwork with the title 'fave and get a llama!'.
2 - More uncommonly, llama whores are also people who have sex with llamas.

1 - deviant1: OMG i have 5000 llamas! I need to go give out some more to celebrate!

deviant2: hey, if you give me a llama, i'll give you a llama.

deviant1: hell yeah, we can be llama buddies! I love all you llama giving people!

deviant3: haha, you pair of complete llama whores.

deviant1+2: llama whores? damn right we are!!

2 - guy1: is she having sex with that llama?

guy2: you know, i think she might be.

guy1: oh. ew. let's just keep walking and pretend we didn't notice.

guy2: good idea. that's taking llama lovin' a bit too far.

guy1: no wait, look a minute...that llama whore is giving it head!!
- stare open mouthed -

by Pi. April 24, 2010

Llama Riot

when something is so awesome it can only be described by the imagery of llamas rioting.

wow that guys is the best in the sack! lol LLAMA RIOT!

by Ben_Affleck_in_phantoms March 29, 2010

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Llama Lord

Llama lord is a llama who rules over things in a funny way. If you have kik come join us #llamalordisdaddy

I sat there as Llama lord walked by

by Collared by LLama Lord July 21, 2017

llama knee

The results when a tranny attempts to hide their junk. Not to be confused with, "moose knuckle," or " camel toe."

That dude looking like a lady except for the llama knee in his trunk.

by Losinbadly May 3, 2018