An abbreviation for Maternity Leave.
by ZildjianLT February 3, 2012

"Leave of abstinence" is a term used to describe when a person stops their voluntary restraint from indulging in bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, abstinence refers to sexual abstinence, or abstention from narcotics, alcohol, tobacco, caffeine or food.
Man speaking: "My friend abstains from sex, but now he says he wants to get laid, so he's on a "leave of abstinence."
by demographic-man June 14, 2011

by Ink kid November 1, 2017

The position where you and a friend/other part of threesome are assuming the man on each end where the man at the head area is choking the girl to kill her to make sure she doesn't inform authority figures of your crime. Usually used during rape.
Steven: How do you know she won't turn us in?
Joey: Don't worry I'll make sure we don't Leave no evidence.
Joey: Don't worry I'll make sure we don't Leave no evidence.
by dizze August 28, 2011

Basically, it's shitting on people. Fairly obvious where it comes from, except these leaves don't crunch when you walk through them.
by Matty November 22, 2004

by danthemanlv December 1, 2010

Usually after a night of amazing sex, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.
Mike: What's wrong with Eddie?
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.
Mike: Oh snap!
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.
Mike: Oh snap!
by eddiesdguy December 13, 2012
