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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Occam's laser

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.
Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011
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Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.
Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Dennie Hebels October 18, 2008
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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quad laser

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!
by Rendar55 August 26, 2003
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Nipple Laser

When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.
Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"
by TacosBitchs February 1, 2010
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Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play
That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag
by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011
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