lactophobe

a person or living creature that is afraid of milk or other dairy products, despite not being lactose intolerant.

Martha is a lactophobe, she isnt lactose intolerant, yet she cooses to stay away from milk.

by netsendjoe December 6, 2003

laptoping

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

loptop

Kidenglish for Laptop and Blackberry....

As in... 'I want a Loptop and a Blueberry for xmas".... My 10 year old said.

by Fanny Pong March 5, 2008

laptapone

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

laptosaurus

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

by claiwette March 30, 2009

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

by djj000 May 23, 2008