golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
by damo dazza February 26, 2024
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Get the Mr wilman's laptop mug.Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
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by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012
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"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"
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