free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

levi lancaster

an other name for a silly goose

he is such a levi lancaster

by BeeBoxz March 18, 2023

Amanda K Lancaster

A manipulative cum bucket that preys on "friends" with her constant sob stories for attention and waits until they are at their most vulnerable point in life. This soul sucking junkie will then convince their victim to separate themselves from anything or anyone that brings them joy in their life, while slowly making their lives more miserable each day until they are lucky enough to be able to release themselves from her poisonous grasp.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Amanda K Lancaster has her claws in {Friend} and won't let him see his friends any more.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hear she demands 100% of {Friend}'s attention while claiming she is like one of the guys but demands updates every 5 minutes or he's in the shit!

by DerpyDerpster March 23, 2019

Lance

Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.

Im like the cool ninja sharpshooter

Razzle Dazzle

We did it...we are a good team
*keith get triggered*

Im just a boy from Cuba

Lover Boy Lance

by BabySharpShooter October 20, 2018

Get your Lance on

The process of getting intoxicated.

I got my motha fuckin Lance on last night and banged some fat chick named Mike.

Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on

by Fatboy555 January 29, 2009

Lance

A long shit that will often clog the toilet.

Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.

Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!

by PacManBlam January 7, 2013