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Kristian

A Kristian is a horrible boy, loves sluts.
Likes to pick fights with random boys out of jealousy and then never carry out with it.
Is half decent until he turns 16 or so.
Loves piercings and has them in odd places.
Loves like he came from the land of Arabian space monkeys.
Overall, he's indecent and not too good looking.
Steve; "Hey, Kristian said he'd meet me here for a fight today. You seen him?"

Charlie; "Yeah, he's hiding behind that ugly slut over there. I think he's backed down"
by xScenexForxYou October 7, 2010
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Kristina

Omg... That girl is such a Kristina Yer.
by TFG and chlomosexual April 22, 2011
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Kristina

A person who thinks that they are popular and well liked while in reality this is not true. This person may lie to pretend to fit in, make him/herself better then someone, and/or claim things that are known to be false. He/she will have a bitchy tone to ward off people from questioning her lies and when confronted about them will storm off and talk about you behind your back.
Brittany: "Hey did you see how she stormed off after we asked her if she really had sex with that guy?"
Jessica: "Her abnormally large and disgusting boobs were distracting me but, yeah. She's such a Kristina."
by cherryflavoredsprinkles April 28, 2010
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Kristian Lenart

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss
by ADUMAWTF July 5, 2018
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Kristina

A really kinky and beautiful bitch. She has all the kinks in the world and hot guys adore her. Her friends are all ugly and fat and she hates everything.
Person: I’m feeling like a kristina today
by Kkkkk_kinky May 29, 2019
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kristina

Kristina is depressed, good at hiding it but is super duper depressed. she yells at people but thats how she shows her love.kristina is a sweet caring loving person once you really get to know her. she's gorgeous, brown eyes, and has brown hair. kristina is gorgeous.. you're lucky to have her boys. she is kind shy. but she is loyal asf. she has anxiety so it'll take a little bit to get comfortable around her crush/ boyfriend <3 hahum jayden guin
whats up kristina
by kristinawuzhere February 5, 2020
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Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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