A reddit kid, some phrases they say “dat boi “smol bean” “oof” “do you watch call me carson?” Their whole personality is revolved around self depricating jokes and doing weird poses
by LeMrSeto April 23, 2020
Child or teenager that is obsessed with the game franchise, Call of Duty. Will generally play for hours on end, be prone to sudden outbursts of swearing over in-game microphones, and generally denounce every other FPS (First-Person Shooter) game on the basis that it isn't Call of Duty, and therefore shit.
I was trying to show my little brother this awesome new shooter, Gears of Halo: Neptune Company, but since he's just a COD-kid he refused to even try it out, claiming it was gay.
by Talentlezz January 08, 2011
When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.
by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016
A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.
by KalGoc08 July 11, 2022
Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
by chochelle November 21, 2017
The kid in the back of the classroom who is rarely ever spoken too. This kid could be the smartest kid in the class, but every time he says anything, he isn't listened to, and others around him steal his answers and yell them out. This is the kid who is not well known by most of the class. When students pass out papers, they say "who is (insert name of the quiet kid here)?" The only time people ever talk to the quiet kid are when they need something. It's never to talk about TV or video games or the internet, it's always "what did you get for number 3?" or "what was the homework for English class?" The quiet kid will go home every day, with a huge backpack, on the bus, and one day he'll stop showing up at school, and no one will notice or care. People will assume he switched classes and went somewhere else. It would be as if he never even existed...
I am the quiet kid.
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 15, 2006
by Stupid Af June 06, 2021