Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

by Shroomi April 3, 2022

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.

Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.

by cheru July 30, 2015

diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

by Telephony April 25, 2017

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020

i can type without looking at the keyboard

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019