kelvin

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.

I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.

by mr.krinklebein May 11, 2010

Keley

Sexiest man alive. Most likely to fall in love and spend the rest of their lives with girls named Michaela. Usually enjoys bad sports teams like the Broncos. Has a huge dick. The whole package. Loves Disney. Extremely musically talented. Funniest guy you will ever meet. Very loyal. The perfect most amazing guy in the entire urban dictionary.

"You see that guy over there?"

"Yeah.... He sure is a Keley..."

by Deliciouscherry February 4, 2014

keletso

A very charming guy, talented,wanted by girls and very flawed

Keletso is handsome

by Dimpho December 3, 2018

Kelechi

Kelechi Species also known as Chuku Species. Known for chatting the most shit about mashing when they cannot due to nose looking like cut up prawns and eyebrows looking like Kunais.

Noticeable features:

Dead HighTop (Johnny Test Trim)
Ibi’s lipstick remains on his dirty scaly teeth
Couldn’t cuff a JBAG
Victim Of 2k18
Failing all his subjects in school
Delayed speech
Also known as rio’s sideman

Pree oba’s high top he got kelechi’d

by SMA Definitions November 23, 2018

kelvin

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

by bpl-nyc October 23, 2008

Kelvin

A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.

person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?

person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.

person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!

by stalker:P November 22, 2011

kelven

1. The definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. The name for a tiny little hairless dick.

3. Commonly seen in the wild grass, searching for drunk young girls to attack.

Girl: Hey there wanna go to third base?

Boy: Yea sure *unzips pants*

Girl: *looks at dick* oh, sorry, I didn't know that you're a Kelven. Hello, tiny friend.

by dick-tator October 15, 2014