Kardashianed

This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.

Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."

Woman- "But we're on the guest list."

Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."

Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"

Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...

Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

keem kardashian

Someone who is as racist as keemstar and as attemtion-whoring as Kim kardashian

Person 1: hey do u see that racist bitch over there?
Person 2: yeah he's a real keem kardashian

by MillerMemestar February 20, 2017

a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days

Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.

by JoeShome November 6, 2011

Kardashian

A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.

Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...

by assam z September 10, 2012

Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 2, 2011

kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

Khloe Kardashian

The best Kardashian. The funniest one. She is so caring and is always making sure everything is okay. She is very family oriented and has a beautiful daughter called True. Always picks the wrong guys but we still love her. She is such an amazing person and has the best zoduac sign. You guessed it she's a cancer.

Person one: omg that girl is always being the sweetest person ever
Person two: omg I know she is such Khloe Kardashian

by @ethskhlo May 31, 2020