jungle muff

A woman with a large unruly pubic hair patch.

Damn the bitch needs to shave that pussy, she's got jungle muff in her panties.

jungle muff by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

Jungle trot 

This is what Twitter's racist Dengoids call maoists hiding in the Philippines' jungles while calling them trotskyites for being anti-China. Some twit also used "Jungle Whacko/s".

cHIna gOoD, anTI chinA lEfTists bAD. I hate those jungle trots like I hate CIA anarkiddies and Voowwshh. China will be socialist by 2100, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Jungle trot by Dream John August 29, 2021

jungle finger 

When a white or brown man dates two or more black girls consecutively.

Demarcus: "Damn, that nigga be gettin black pussy everyday!"

John: "He got jungle finger."

jungle finger by DNiggerLittle August 19, 2008

jungle beaner 

one who hails from the country called brazil; normally have curly hair, light to medium tan skin, and prefer cock

Jungle beaners live in the heart of the Amazon, they don't have souls.

jungle beaner by Gonz-a-relli August 5, 2009

jungle hog

A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at bars, dressed like a runway model (albeit in size 1000) and waiting for men to achieve the requisite state of intoxication for her mauling attempts to succeed.

Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.

"I was out the other night and this jungle hog kept trying to hit on me!"

"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"

jungle hog by SuperTrooper December 30, 2007

jungle rot 

A mildew or mold smell that typically occurs in a hot, humid environment due to the inability of things to properly dry out.

Dude, my swim suit smells like jungle rot because I didn't throw it in the dryer.

jungle rot by annaembee September 9, 2010

Jungle Girl 

A savagely beautiful girl who has the power to channel her inner jungle cat on command. While frequenting the bar, Jungle girl's natural habitat, she gets what she wants; all men find jungle girl terrifyingly irresistible and are powerless to her charm. She regularly refers to herself in the third person and can often be seen in a leopard print dress pulling men by their hair back to her jungle house.

"Jungle girl needs to get another drink before she kicks that annoying bitch in the mouth"

Jungle Girl by Sob Kabob November 29, 2011