sean jones 

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

sean jones by NotThatGuy18 July 30, 2017

Dylon Jones 

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

Dylon Jones by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

George Jones 

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

George Jones by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

mike jones 

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

mike jones by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

t jones 

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

t jones by logan marks September 15, 2005

jack jones

All alone

I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates

jack jones by pony June 16, 2003

Pacman Jones 

-noun.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.

Pacman Jones is the filth scum of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the NFL ever.

Pacman Jones by Michael J. Waldren April 17, 2008