wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

by Spencer the human April 25, 2014

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

legal joint

A cocktail made famous by Brathaus on the campus of Bowling Green State University. It consist of 1oz amaretto, rum, and vodka topped off with orange juice. Usually ordered in batches of 10, and chugged by the users.

Wow, did you see Scott chug seven legal joints last night?

Yeah, he almost died.

by We are massive November 23, 2021

Magic Joint

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.

My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.

by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023

Personal Joint

A joint that is rolled by yourself and smoked by yourself.

A term that originates from the maritimes.

- "Roll me a PJ and lets jam it up!"

- "Woo, that Personal J really screwed me up."

- "Let's each smoke a personal joint and listen to some tunes."

by Chinois October 2, 2007

Cross Joint

A cross joint, otherwise known as the crossroads, is a joint with three smoking ends. When made the joint should form the shape of a cross (yes it is a little sac-religious), or a crossroad for you catholics out there. Using either three lighters with two or more people, you can spark this joint up and enjoy.
In order to make one must roll half of a large papered joint leaving the end open, to allow further packing. Then take another long paper and roll your second and third joints. These two joints should have no roach, in fact it should look like a long tootsie roll. after twisting both ends, cut two small holes in the center of the 2 and 3 joint. then cut two holes into the first joint. Push the 2 and 3 joint into the holes of the first joint. Once the holes of the 2 and 3 joint cant be seen finish packing the first joint. Take some of your extra paper and tear off a few gummed strips. Seal this new age classic and prepare to smoke!

In the new movie the Pineapple Express, with Seth Rogen and James Franco, one can see the cross joint in full effect. There is a clip online at YouTube.

by The Other Mongoose December 9, 2008