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“john is so amazing
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A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
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That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block
by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020
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johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi
1.who is that your kissing oh its my John
by susan Kay March 9, 2019
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The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
by griddamtimb November 7, 2018
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Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.
by tichocolat July 11, 2018
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