Keyboard-Jihad

Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.

1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.

by Calculusian November 5, 2017

Vaginal Jihad

One that is radical with the female vagina, to the point where he is jihadist, and terroristic. Sometimes causes suicidal attacks on a female clitoris.

Abdul did a kamikaze attack on Amy's vaginal last nite, he sure is a vaginal jihad.

by The Dutchboy July 28, 2008

Litigation jihad

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.

My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.

by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

Jihad

A type of indian spicy curry. It is also known as Yoga food to other people.

I need to eat jihads.

by colla December 28, 2005

Jihading

When a Middle Eastern man is face fucking a Middle Eastern woman. Originates from the Sherdog OT.

"I walked in on my Middle Eastern roommate Jihading his wife-to-be on the couch"

"Upon informing her family that she had been defiled during a rough jihading, they proceeded to stone her to death"

by Rusty Shackleford III September 8, 2007

Jihad

This can mean anything

Kid I: That test was hard right?
Kid II: That's what she said.
Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?

by Mr.Mr. April 27, 2009