Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit

by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

Jewels

Balls

My Jewels are loose!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 24, 2020

Zachary Jewell

He is a guy who likes farts

I am such a Zachary Jewell

by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

jewel

jewel she is the dumbest bitch ever, she is unbelievably ugly and very rude, she’s very annoying, i can’t stand jewel and she’s just very stupid

guy #1: have you met the new girl jewel?

guy#2: yeah she’s very ugly, rude and annoying

guy #1: oh shit i was gunna go ask her out
guy #2: oh do not do that that’s gross and she’s really dumb

by you’remom638 November 13, 2019

jewel and jerome

a true love story jewel and jerome <3

Jewel and jerome went on walk

by Jewel and jewrome January 19, 2021