Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

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jewel she is the dumbest bitch ever, she is unbelievably ugly and very rude, she’s very annoying, i can’t stand jewel and she’s just very stupid

guy #1: have you met the new girl jewel?

guy#2: yeah she’s very ugly, rude and annoying

guy #1: oh shit i was gunna go ask her out
guy #2: oh do not do that that’s gross and she’s really dumb

by you’remom638 November 13, 2019

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is a attractive girl and cooler than all of her friends

Girl:Omg is that Jewels?!?
Girl2:Yeah shes so pretty

by someonewhouwillneverknowof November 22, 2021

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A supermarket chain in Chicaga

Im gonna run over down by Jewels for some pop

by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

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Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

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