jewel

my Name .

Hey, my name is Jewel. No. Not like the signer.

by Jewel May 5, 2004

square jawed

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

jewdo

A young Jewish adult that lives his or her life by emulating The Jersey Shore and other Italian-American stereotypes.

"Hey Schwartz, GTL after temple?"
"Sure Stein, then we can pick up some biddies at the Beachcomber," said Schwartz as he added more gel to his spiked hair.
"You guys are the defintion of jewdo," said Weiss as she teased her pouf.

by thegtlsituation March 6, 2010

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

jebed

Pronounced "Jeb head" run together very quickly to form "Jebed."

Used as an insult, meaning the same as "dickhead".

That lad is such a jebed.

by Brady Brootal! August 19, 2007

Jeed

Jeed is a powerful,omnipotent beast who once looked upon makes the recipient extremely aroused and horny almost instantaneously.

Person 1: Yo you see that!
Person 2: I think that was a jeed!
*both fap instantly in sync with miss my ni*
Both: yep that's definitely jeed...

by Longdickjohn69 January 5, 2019

jewdicious

Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.

Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.

The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.

by C Williams March 14, 2006