i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos June 1, 2007

Flag

Get the i don't speak japanese mug.

Japanese bukkake

Japanese bukkake is a form of sex, involving women who is buried neck-deep in a pile of dirt, and then several men ejaculate over their suffercating faces.

OMG i just saw the most fuck'd up japanese bukkake movie ever, i think Christian V was in it.

by derbyderby October 2, 2010

Flag

Get the Japanese bukkake mug.

Related Words

Jamane • jamanese • Japanese • Japanese Rain Goggles • japanese flag • jamnesia • Jamanbroer • jamani • jamantha • Jamare

jamanja

1.Cool, 2.Bitchin', 3.Marjawana

1. Dude that molly(see molly) is totally jamanja.
2. Stop all that janmanja you are making.
3.Dude that guy smoke up that jamanja up.

by Youge Joozy December 17, 2008

Flag

Get the jamanja mug.

jamnesia

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.

"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"

by KittyT March 12, 2011

Flag