Jake

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018

Jake

Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool

girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔

Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅

by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.

Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!

What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake

by Shaquise May 23, 2022

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018