jeffery 2000

a broom made for amature quidditch out of a stick, pine needles, and a rubberband.

Man your jeffery 2000 looks cooler than all the other brooms out here

by maddyfresh7 August 4, 2009

Jefferson

An asshole who loves noone. Will lead you on and say he loves you only to dump your ass.

There was this guy who added me on snap then ghosted me
sounds like a Jefferson

by koolkid88 January 29, 2020

Jeffer

A Missouri term that means a girl/guy that associates with multiple amount of the opposite gender. Could be leading multiple amount of the opposite gender on.

Dang bro, Tom told me about Kaitlyn you can't cuff her she's a jeffer.

He's such a jeffer.

by tyiler November 19, 2016

Jefferson

Dropping a "Jefferson" is when you go number 2, poop, crap, deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, etc.

Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. When you "take or drop a Jefferson, you are going number 2". It is a nicer, more educated sounding way of taking a crap.

"You all hike on ahead....I'm going behind this large live oak tree to drop a Jefferson."

Setting: School library
Teacher: "Where's Johnny?"
Student: "Mrs. B., you know that he can't spend more than 10 minutes in here without having to take a Jefferson."

by TallyTown November 12, 2010

thomas jefferson

the least diverse high school known to man.
the place is full of white preppy kids and asians who think theyre black.
the teachers are hard as balls. it doesnt fucking make sense.

everyone at tj thinks im fucked up because i listen to music about killing people

by niggasense February 26, 2005

Thomas Jefferson

A school in Fairfax County with an embarrassingly high SAT average. Where sophomores are bombarded with 4 AP classes and being a nerd is valued highly.
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.

1: Wait...what school do they go to?!
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.

by highonLAX April 23, 2008

Jaffreen

Laughs at much everything and for a long time. She is very kind and always helps people, sometimes she may laugh at them because they happen to be strange. She is one hot mamma and will also have great hair. Jaffreen is a rare treasure. Hold her while you can.

Hey Jaffreen. Want a Jaffacake?
Hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahaahaaa

by NerdySteph March 29, 2011