Jabs

Used in freight brokerage. When something actually goes according to plan.

Holy shit! That driver actually picked up and delivered that load on time without cursing anyone out?! That is totally jabs!

by ShinnyPutty April 2, 2022

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Tuck Jab

A quick and abrupt force where you flap or swing your clothes to get rid of the dirt or etc.

Your shirt has crumbs. Tuck jab it so it will go away.

by JuggernautQwerty May 7, 2022

The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.

Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.

by DominoSav4 June 1, 2024

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.

P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."

by Sdlewis November 3, 2008

Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023