John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019

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a stupid obese nword

john is obese

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John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!

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Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

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A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.

John is so amazing 😉

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