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jap speak

1. A slang term for the Japanese language that may or may not be racist depending on who you ask.

2. to refer to hearing something you don't understand
I found an anime that looked pretty good but they didn't have it in English only in jap speak.
*someone mumbling* "wtf is that jap speak?"
by toxic cowZ March 8, 2020
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Jap, Japs

You gotta hand it to them, the Japs sure are good at video-games!
by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003
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jap skewed

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
by Brucester September 10, 2006
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Jap Gap

the snatch of a Jewish American Princess that's stuffed with a folded up piece of paper with a fortune on it.....like a fortune cookie.
Like when you say......"hey bitch.....wanna play JAP GAP and tell me my fortune by letting me pull it out with my tongue"??
by Lifetimeriches May 4, 2011
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jap-stick

A reference to the male genitalia, the ''Penis''
People often refer to the penis of either human or animal as the jap-stick, most oftenly used on the hit comedy show of 'Skins' televised on Channel4, E4 and E4+1
by Rick Purves June 11, 2007
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jap'd

1. The act of being jumped or attacked by suprise
2. An ambush
I got "jap'd" last night walking home from the train. Some guy took all my money from me.
by naughton July 13, 2006
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Jap-xican

A person whose mother Japanese and their father Mexican (or vice versa). Usually has a tannish yellow skin color.
One of my friends is a Jap-xican. She is very short, but the tallest of the people in her family. She does not speak Japanese or Spanish which I find strange. She acts white, but she's yellow!
by Mick E. Mouse May 2, 2011
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