jap'd

1. The act of being jumped or attacked by suprise
2. An ambush

I got "jap'd" last night walking home from the train. Some guy took all my money from me.

by naughton July 13, 2006

Jap Dat

"jap dat" has its origins rooted in the australian city of Melbourne. jap dat is a casual tournament of american football between students from two schools. it is arranged by students and is often played on the weekends, there are also jap dat fights were two students put boxing gloves and spa for three rounds.

"hey jim are you playing in Jap Dat on sunday"

by michael humphrey May 26, 2008

Jap Dick

Used as a synonym in the context of an expression equal to "not much" or "very little". Only really applicable when asked a question such as "what's up?" or "what are you doing". Based on the stereotype that the Japanese have small penises, and played on the modern response "jack shit".

Mike: Hey man what's up?
Shawn: Jap dick.

Billy: Yo, what are you doing?
John: Jap dick.
Billy: That sounds pretty gay.
John: No, it is an expression. It means not much or very little.
Billy: Oh, I get it! Like a Japanese dick! HAHA!

by Shonny Illuminati January 21, 2010

Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.

Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!

by abbott_j May 18, 2010

Dirty Jap

a japanese person who is taiwanese but acts like a japanese, also a very dirty minded boy, including someone who is addicted to MMORPG

YUKI NAKAMURA-FROM SAN MARINo

by SHAKANAKA April 25, 2005

Douche Bag Jap

A drunken half breed Japanese bastard that cant stop getting Drunk and talking about things no one gives a fuck about.

My sister is dating a Douche Bag Jap

by Jocelynthebrownfox September 21, 2009

The dirty jap

The act of pleasuring oneself to a point of near climax then having sex and immediately blowing your load like an atomic bomb.

That Asian man just used the dirty jap on Katherine.

by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017