The Disk Insert

The Disk Insert is a sexual practice in which the female flattens the mans penis into a disk-like shape. After this he insterts the disk into her vagina.

Hellen: Hey harry can we do something new?
Harry: Like what?
Hellen: The Disk Inserter..
Harry: Oh boy

by TurboUndies May 19, 2021

insertate

The bbc method for the term insertation

"he worked very hard on aligning the mirrors in his spectroscopic equipment so he could insertate his sample... But it didn't work and he got no data"

by mamaOmama June 9, 2009

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Insert here

You know

Me: (Exists)
Hawt girls: (Start getting down on all fours) Insert here honeyyyy

by Handsomest September 18, 2023

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022